There’s Fire in Sarah Palin’s Belly

Yesterday, the divine Ms. P was widely quoted as saying she would like to run for president. She added,  “I think my problem is that I do have the fire in my belly,”

Honey, that’s gas pains. Before you go to bed tonight, take a laxative, something that works gently. Nothing harsh.

Then, following a good night’s sleep, have a large mug of strong coffee to finish off a light breakfast. By mid-morning you’ll be fine.

And we’ll all be safe again.

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